CALGARY, Alberta -- Hockey is the world's fastest team sport and, within that prism, players are required to process information at a rate that rivals the action.
Which is to say, in the first period of the Penguins' 4-3 shootout loss to the Flames on this Monday night at the Scotiabank Saddledome, Evgeni Malkin did this ...
Chris Kunitz's
not
Mike Sullivan
Micheal Ferland
Marc-Andre Fleury
Sidney Crosby
oh, wait
Richard Panik
Patric Hornqvist
Bryan Rust
Phil Kessel
Connor McDavid
Ian Cole
Evgeni Malkin is thwarted in the shootout by the Flames' Brian Elliott. - GETTY
Mario Lemieux, Jaromir Jagr, Ron Francis
insulted