MILWAUKEE -- I'm not a big Parrot guy. I'm less of an Iceburgh guy. And don't even go there with Steely McBeam.
In my world, there's only Bernie Brewer.
See, Bernie's on a level of his own. And I mean that literally. He's not wasting his time mingling among the humans at Miller Park. No, he's way, way, way up there, inside my slick graphic from a pic Tuesday night:
Mascot spotted from the Miller Park press box Tuesday night. - DEJAN KOVACEVIC / DKPS
Tom Gorzelanny
Gerrit Cole