Happy Friday! Welcome to this week's collection of JuJu Smith-Schuster posts, featuring a few others.
But actually...
I know I talk about him every week, he's just so ridiculous. I wish I had half the energy that JuJu does. The guy is always dancing, it seems. His videos are always hilarious, sometimes messy, and sometimes a bit TMI, as you'll see this week.
Before that, we have this fun post from Dejan from our staff dinner Thursday night at Texas de Brazil, minus a few people that were out of town. Don't worry Matt, we made sure to eat some extra filet mignon for you:
Staff dinner at @TexasDeBrazil in Station Square! Post-stomach-explosions! (@MattGajtka @AudSnyder4 out of town) Highly recommended! #meat pic.twitter.com/lJTOBqFJOh
— Dejan Kovacevic (@Dejan_Kovacevic) October 20, 2017
The cool kids are sitting down at the end of the table, obviously.
First of all, JuJu is getting crazy with the Dragon Ball Z stuff after his Dragon Ball Z-inspired touchdown celebration a few weeks ago:
Postgame Mood!!! But we need more power! Tune in next week!!! (@CalebDigital_) pic.twitter.com/ijHghr2sRD
— JuJu Smith-Schuster (@TeamJuJu) October 16, 2017
Evgeni Malkin is just a big kid at heart:
This isn't the most efficient way to fill a glass of Koolaid, and it sure isn't the cleanest, but it's JuJu's way. Language warning in this one, he's listening to Snoop Dogg:
This is great. A bunch of the Steelers put their gold chains on James Harrison, because clearly he's the only one that can handle all of that weight:
JuJu Smith-Schuster, what a guy. Just dancing around the Steelers locker room to the music on his headphones. Or, knowing JuJu, he might not even have anything playing on them:
James Conner and this other cancer survivor reunited in a much happier setting:
He congratulated me on ringing the bell, prayed during the relapse scare, and said we'd meet someday... James doesn't disappoint! ?THANK YOU pic.twitter.com/h4Zqh7Zb3H
— Rylie (@Ryyy97) October 16, 2017
JuJu was totally that weird kid in middle school that flipped his eyelids inside-out to freak out the other kids:
Roosevelt Nix had some words about Chiefs fans:
Trying to tell you that place is by far the loudest stadium in the league! Or they just hate us idk but s/o to that noise
— 5⃣Roosevelt nix (@Dat_Dude_Nix) October 16, 2017
JuJu went from never cooking for himself in his life to a full-blown chef in about three months:
Chef Ju! ??? pic.twitter.com/Hi8nW59Ow4
— JuJu Smith-Schuster (@TeamJuJu) October 13, 2017
The Nailers went bowling as a team-building activity; you can check it out and get to know some of the guys on the team. I like that Las Vegas native Ross McMullan already has his Golden Knights gear on:
Jameson Taillon is out there struggling:
Is there a way to eat popcorn without looking like you're a troll stuffing your face? Asking for a friend
— Jameson Taillon (@JTaillon19) October 19, 2017
As promised, some TMI from JuJu. There is nothing the guy won't record:
Andrew McCutchen was killing it with the clapbacks on Twitter during the MLB playoffs:


Oh hey, more JuJu. Here he is in a throwback picture with his mother, who obviously has always had great taste in jerseys:
Happy Birthday to my amazing mother! She’s the reason I work so hard. I wouldn’t be in this position without you! Love you ma ❤️ pic.twitter.com/vcuYYdF956
— JuJu Smith-Schuster (@TeamJuJu) October 19, 2017
Trevor Williams tried to make a "what's up dog?" joke but the bassist from the band blink-182 kind of screwed it up:

Vince Williams spent some time on Twitter giving his opinions on what some of the guys are like off the field. Here are some of the highlights:

*rimshot*

Apparently Vince is skeptical of teammates that smile too much, like Sean Davis:

Never argue with Ben Roethlisberger:

Tyler Matakevich had one of the more interesting reviews. And Vince has an interesting way of spelling orangutan:

Just KILLING it with the animal comparisons:

Vince was not afraid to be harsh:

Then of course, he let everyone know what JuJu is like:

Translation: "aggy" = annoying, aggravating.
But not too annoying:
Ju Ju is easily the most refreshing teammate ever. It's hard not to smile around him. He reminds me of how much fun football really is.
— Vincenzo Williams (@VinnyVidiVici98) October 18, 2017
Nix tells it like it is:
“When ima get some tickets fam!?”
First of all don’t nobody come to your job and ask you to pay for me to watch you work!
— 5⃣Roosevelt nix (@Dat_Dude_Nix) October 18, 2017
JuJu thinks he's in a music video or something:
Newest Penguins call up Zach Trotman had a bit of a long day:
Me sitting on my @united flight to FLA after almost 10 hours at the airport #shouldvewalked #justwanttoseetheboys #onlyanhourtogo pic.twitter.com/Wd4FPWgssg
— Zach Trotman (@Ztrotman4) October 20, 2017
JuJu doesn't have a car (or even a license) so the guy bikes everywhere. So great:
You never know who you might bump into while biking in PGH. You may even see @steelers' WR @TeamJuJu! https://t.co/qyxkPzaEXC #BikePGH pic.twitter.com/KJ4iGhc0BJ
— BikePGH (@BikePGH) October 18, 2017
Whoops. ?? Anyone know where I can buy gummy bears in bulk? I have a lot of debt:
If you have used my tweets to write an article you owe me peanut M&Ms or Gummy Bears.
Thanks,
Management
— Vincenzo Williams (@VinnyVidiVici98) October 19, 2017
UPDATE: They're coming.

