Primanti’s offers Pouncey job, Pouncey responds


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Maurkice Pouncey. – MATT SUNDAY / DKPS

This interaction between Maurkice Pouncey and Primanti's is just ... so Pittsburgh.

It's gorgeous.

Via Twitter, Primanti's offered Pouncey a job as the bouncer (or is it pouncer?) at its original Strip District location for the next three weeks. The job is totally not related to the three-week suspension Pouncey will serve for his involvement in a late-game brawl against the Browns and Myles Garrett, the restaurant chain said.

“The job of protecting [Mason Rudolph], I mean… the Strip District Primanti Bros. is bigger than any game,” said Toni Haggerty, the Strip District Primanti’s manager, in a press release. “We take it seriously and will only hire the best.”

Pouncey is down.

The idea of Pouncey working the door at Primanti's is beautiful, but I'd personally rather see him on the grill, slinging pastrami, fries and slaw for all.

I just wouldn't expect the food to be very good those three weeks. Pouncey, per Alejandro Villanueva, prefers "charcoal burgers" and pizza with little-to-no-cheese — and definitely not pineapple.

Yeah, probably best to keep Pouncey at the door on second thought.

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